Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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