It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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