have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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