butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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