I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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