I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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