Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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