i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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