I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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