I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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