Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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