i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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