I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
accomplished twins. life is a go
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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