Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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