We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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