youre lurking in front of me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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