super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
wow bdsm is so cute
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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