420 ftw
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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