She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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