Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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