My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Randomize
