'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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