I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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