Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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