But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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