just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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