i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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