Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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