For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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