This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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