Having a random hookup so left but love u
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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