id be glad to
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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