Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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