Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I need to calm my uterus...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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