OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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