Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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