You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I love you. Go after that dick
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