best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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