Your dad touched me again.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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