what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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