She's JV to your varsity
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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