Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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