she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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