i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Randomize
