Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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