"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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