As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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