I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
