Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
