after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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